Who knew adolescent genetically altered ninja terrapins could be hot?

actuates:

HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
3. Run.

bizarrest:

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

tokadog:

These cats man
look
I need one

TRY ME

—somebody you do not wanna try (via blackproverbs)

(Source: blackproverbs)

  • Men: Not ALL men.
  • Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.

ivantalia:

hetalia-vs-the-world:

I’d like to talk about how good Russia looks in skinny jeans.

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like. damn. look at those legs

tHE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS IMAGE WAS IN 10TH GRADE COMPUTER CLASS I LAUGHED FOR 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

(Source: sexvalent)

af-terglow:

how weird is the thought that some of the biggest days of our lives haven’t even happened yet

papanorth:

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I didn’t think the day would come where I legit miss video game idiots I’ve never met but here we are

officialachievementhunter:

[PUNCHES A HOLE IN A BRICK WALL] ROOSTER TEETH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO ME